It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
krista this fucked me up.
We're at the starting line of the rest of our lives...
this is an important question do babies pee in the womb
update: they do and im going to adopt
im so confused i never put that picture there whats going on
Update: they do and then they drink it. Everyone reading this has drunk their own pee at some point of their life
|Australia:||The class clown who makes everyone laugh|
|America:||The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates|
|Canada:||The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day|
|England:||The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen|
|New Zealand:||Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks|
|The Netherlands:||That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores|
|France:||The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much|
|China:||The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question|
|Russia:||The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed|
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
That’s what Grif did, right?